I believe in love, I believe in Cupid
But if you won’t be my valentine, I’ll feel really stupid.
If you won’t be my valentine, then give this back to me
I believe in recycling, so help me save a tree.
I think you’re cool, I think you’re fun
This valentine is sent priority mail
to get a jump on my competition.
Valentines are stupid, valentines are dumb
so why do we get so upset
when no one sends us one?
Is it just me, or have valentines day cards really gone downhill over the years??
The love doctor
P.S. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!